1. your plane is delayed due to inclement weather (underlying don't say it - so we'll board you 30 minutes late and then keep you on the runway for 45 minutes before you take off while you're in the middle seat, back row... then fly out an hour and a half late)
2. are you sure you're on this flight? (when you have 10 minutes to get on the flight bc you're last plane was so delayed that your hour and a half layover is now 20 minutes and you have to go into speed race mode to get to the other terminal) yes i'm sure... oooh - here you are
3. will you switch seats with me? it's my wife here. - where are you sitting? -- there - and my head shifts slowly to the left to see -DA-DA-DA a MIDDLE SEAT! nooooooooooo. so, i have a choice to be miserable for 6 hours or to be the bad guy - neither option looks good.
but i found a perfect window seat with no one in the middle so me and some guy lived it up with space.
us air was exciting to fly bc they have moooovies - but not if your earpiece on your chair doesn't work. so sleep and books - that's what you do.
and then my bag didn't make it. lame.
but i'm in san diego with my fidgety nephew currently. :) and all is well. training is in 4 days. and i'm ready to not be a floridian. life is good.